Johnny Depp

by The Sulk Scouts

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The Sulk Scouts Are...
Olivia: Keys, Vocals
Dylan: Guitar, Vocals
Lily: Bass, Vocals
Chris: Drums

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Simon Katz // www.simon-katz.net
Cover photo by Elle DioGuardi // www.elledioguardi.com
Cover design by Tom Dauer // www.jumptomjump.com

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released September 5, 2015

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The Sulk Scouts are four sassy, sulky idiots that make stupid surf rock about boners and boys.

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Track Name: The Bus Song
You can hop on the bus and go anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere
You can hop on the bus and go anywhere
Anywhere you want

You can hop on the train and go anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere
You can hop on the train and go anywhere
Anywhere you want

You can hop on a bike and go anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere
You can hop on a bike and go anywhere
Anywhere you want

You can use your feet to go anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere
You can use your feet to go anywhere
Anywhere you want
Track Name: Us Girls Got It Tuff
All boys wanna do is fuck
Man us girls got it tuff
Follow me home after school
I bet you think you are so cool but
You'll never satisfy me
I don't even know why you're trying
Cause all boys wanna do is fuck
Man us girls got it tuff

Playing cool by playing rough
Man us girls got it tuff
Think I like you well I don't
I wish you would just leave me alone
Cause you won't ever please me
Loving me isn't easy
When all boys wanna do is fuck
Man us girls got it tuff
Track Name: Cool Party Intro
This is the part of the album where I introduce the band
Track Name: Cool Party
Man it's cool
Being cool
Don't you think so?
Yeah! Yeah!

What do boys
Make you feel like
Kinda stupid?
Bad! Bad!

Man it's tuff
To play it safe
But what you rather be
Dead or lame?

Cool is the rule
Boys drool
When am I gonna
Meet a babe?!
Track Name: Handcuffs
I wanna put handcuffs on ya baby
I wanna put handcuffs on ya baby
Woah

I wanna tie you to the bedpost baby
I wanna tie you to the bedpost baby
Woah

There's so many freaky things I wanna do
I want you to beg for me inside of you
Woah
Track Name: Korean Girlfriend
I'm in love with my best friend
But I want a Korean girlfriend
We talk all night and she's the best
But I want a Korean girlfriend
I guess it goes to show that I'm superficial
I got an Asian fetish and a lot of issues
But I just can't seem to shake these feelings
I want a Korean girlfriend

Korean girls really turn me on
And I want a Korean girlfriend
I can't help but feeling wrong
I want a Korean girlfriend
I guess it goes to show that I'm stupid and shallow
I just showed up for the fashion show
Korean girls really drive me crazy
I want a Korean girlfriend

Korean girlfriend I want you
I wanna do everything for you
I wanna love you even if you don't love me too
Track Name: Scummy Bummy
I feel like a loser
But that's just cause I love you more than you love me
Why can't you see

I feel so lonely
Even when I'm right next to you
What can I do

I've been messing with so many girls
Who could give a damn about who I am
Why don't you give a damn about me
I feel like such a scummy bummy

I hit you up
All the time
But you never hit me back and I don't know why

I feel like an alien
Cause we just can't communicate
I'm so far away in outer space

I've been messing with so many girls
Who could give a damn about who I am
Why don't you give a damn about me
I feel like such a scummy bummy
Track Name: Horses R Better Than Boys
Horses are better than boys
They won't leave you high and dry

Horses are better than boys
They won't make you cry

Horses are better than boys
They are someone you can trust

Horses are better than boys
You'll always have way more fun
Track Name: Boys R Wimps
Boys can't even go for that long
But they think they are so good
Try to outlast me, squeeze and grab me
Man I wish you would

Boys sure do talk a lot of shit
But they never back it up
Try to touch me, wanna fuck me
But I couldn't care that much

Boys are wimps
Little shrimps
Smelly and full of shit
When am I gonna meet a boy
That isn't such a dick

Boys are wimps!

Boys are dumb, a good one
Is impossible to meet
If you won't fuck they'll say you're a slut
And lie right through their teeth

They only have one thing on their mind
Some way they can get ahead
Manipulate you but they don't wanna date you
They just want you in their bed

Boys are wimps
Little shrimps
Smelly and full of shit
When am I gonna meet a boy
That isn't such a dick

Boys are wimps!
Track Name: Stoked 2 B Sad
You know there’s lots of other ways to get attention
That don’t involve pretending to have manic depression
Every time I see a Tumblr sadgirl blog I just get so bored

I can see that you’re so
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad but
It won’t make you cool
It just makes me mad

Your selfies all have captions about self-medication
A psych ward visit won’t make you Susanna Kaysen
But I’ll interrupt you, girl, if you wanna have a conversation

I can see that you’re so
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad but
It won’t make you cool
It just makes me mad

Just because your life is tragedy
Won’t give you a good personality
So keep reading your Sylvia Plath
And just leave me alone

I can see that you’re so
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad
Stoked to be sad but
It won’t make you cool
It just makes me mad
Track Name: Alien Love Song
Abduct, abduct me
I wish you'd abduct my heart
Like an alien

You're so enticing
I wish that you'd probe me
Like a human slave

I want to be
Your experiment
Experiment on me

Take me
Oh make me
Your human pet aboard your spaceship

You are so out of this world
I wanna do anything I can to make you my alien girl
So far away on a star
You're the number one alien in my heart
Track Name: Fkuu Me
Fuck me I made a mistake
I feel like this happens almost everyday
Each week is just a string of disappointment
Obsession over regret and a lack of enjoyment

Why

Fuck you, you let me down again
This feels just like all my other boyfriends
Each time it's just a string of disappointment
Stupid shit you said and sex I try to forget

Why

I just hate myself man
Wondering where my head went
If I jumped in front of the subway
Would you be my friend?

Fuck this I feel so empty
Put a gun to my head pull the fucking trigger and kill me
Each moment is just a repeat of the last one
Anxiety attacks and fatalistic boredom

Why